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Simple Everything

A tax system where if you are a victim of humiliation, you can tax on the perpetrator by simply asking non-cash gifts.
George: Alex said I cannot make EDM music, because I am fat.
William: Wait, is your uncle a local EDM artist?
George: Yes, he is. He teaches me how to DJ.
William: So call Alex for a Simple Everything, let him get you a cheeseburger.
George: That's a good idea.
by Lighter_Waterfalls April 3, 2020
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Simple

A word that I coined. Refers to anyone who says shit that makes your retard alarm go off.
"David, did you know that water is melted ice?"

"Jesus Christ Joey you're so fucking simple"
by PickledCactus May 8, 2023
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simple

A person who is toxic and angry when he plays any kind of game, has a small penis and a small brain
WTF look this guy he is so simple
by lee sin pro max March 14, 2021
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Simple shit

People can be simple shits or simpletons, too. Think of simple shit as a person, not as a thing.
Even that simple shit could understand what was happening. If that simple shit figures it out, it will be a miracle. Even a simple shit has lucid days. Honey, that simple shit will never know the light of day.
by Lightofday February 5, 2022
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diddley dog simple

Something really easy to finish or complete
This project is diddley dog simple, so you should be able to get it done ASAP.
by colbyco July 12, 2009
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Simple Majority

A type of majority in which the amount of people that are on one side is at least 50 percent, but less than either 60 percent of 67 percent, depending on how you define a supermajority. Primarily, a simple majority is used in the context of voting, but it could also be used in other context, such as the demographics of a nation.
It was a close call, but, with a simple majority of 53 percent, the new governor will replace the current governor.

The female population of Switzerland is the simple majority, as they are 50.5 percent of the population, as of 2016.
by YourGoodFriendJimmy December 31, 2019
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Palin Simple

A way of speaking that is very simple straight talk, almost retarded. You betcha.
the phrase "Buck up or stay in the truck." is very Palin Simple.
by geoduk March 14, 2014
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