shoot blanks

male dry orgasm due to sexual technique, diabates, post prostate removal, et al. For many males who can no longer expel semen due to medical procedure or illness it is a negative, depressing, and angry loss. Sexual sensation is diminished or orgasm is painful. sexual tension is not sufficiently alleviated with permanent dry orgasm.

After prostate removal by the up the dick method, I can no longer shoot my load. I can only shoot blanks. I hope my urlogist's genitals falls off.

by ymouszanon March 30, 2015

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dookey shoot

Although the exact origins of this word can't be proven, it's consentrated mainly in the south. Persisely in Havana FL. It is the ghetto slang or another way of reffering to ones ass.

"That hoe been taking it in the dookey shoot since the 8th grade"

"That bitch walks like she has something stuck in her dookey shoot"

by McArthur Albert April 6, 2005

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Bumper Shoot

Another word for an umbrella.

"It's raining again. I better grab my bumper shoot."

by JSmitty April 5, 2007

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shoot a deuce

To deficate.

I simply must shoot a deuce.

by encino January 29, 2003

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Shoots and Ladders

A three way oral sex game where one guy picks up a chick standing up so he can eat her out while the female bends backwards to give a blow job to the other dude who is also standing up to recreate a shoot or ladder. The sex position changes from a ladder to a shoot, or vice versa, when the guys reverse roles.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to play some shoots and ladders?"
Girl: "OMG YES!!! I love that game."
Guy 2: "I bet you do... I'm in."

by Milton wants sex Bradley March 11, 2009

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