Seafood Delight

When you eat out a girl’s unwashed coochie and she has crabs.

Guy 1: My girl got crabs, I’m gonna be eating a seafood delight tonight!

Guy 2 Disgusting

by Karminium November 25, 2024

Seafood Delight

When you’re eating a girl’s unwashed coochie and she has crabs, combining two different types of seafood into one glorious meal

“I’m so hungry, thank god this girl is dirty so I can have myself some seafood delight.”

by Karminium November 25, 2024

shafer shake

the act of feeding a girl corn, and subsequent ally letting her defecate on one’s chest, followed by the man picking out the kernels and re-eating them.

yo shawty i hooked up with last night freaky asl, tried to offer me a shafer shake

by ballssssack February 5, 2026

Seafood cannoli

When you creampie a rank chickenhead who needs to douche but she so nasty she leave the cream in like a cannoli

Man layoya got a seafood cannoli last night.

by 13thGhost February 11, 2026

shafferade

Don’t worry about it, just be there. “It’s gonna be lit!”

My birthday is shafferade

by EPG Showchoir March 6, 2025

the seaford beast

The seaford beast is the center of a popular urban legend in Yorktown Va. Seaford, a large suburban area in York county which is mostly low lying marshland with neighborhoods in between is reportedly where the beast lives. It has been described as the size of a large dog but with many features that cannot be attributed to any domestic animal. It hunts small animals and children but has rarely been known to prowl neighborhoods in the open. A strictly nocturnal creature it is always seen at night either in or near woods. The real identity of the beast is most likely a large feral dog or bobcat, but a positive identification has yet to be made.

Josh- hey man, you wouldnt believe what happened last night!

jim- what?

Josh- me and frank were walking through some woods in seaford last night and got chased by the SEAFORD BEAST!

jim- Holy Crap, your lucky to be alive, next time you do that kinda thing, i would bring a 12 gauge or something, and even that is no sure protection against THE BEAST.

by the seaford beast hunter June 24, 2008

Inland Seafood

The name for a woman's vulva.

I ate some great inland seafood last night. Wet and slimy just like an oyster. Smelled great too.

by Seafoodlover January 1, 2012