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Shannon

A Shannon is a crazy manipulative woman that doesn’t care who she steals from or hurts she thinks very highly of herself which is great for her
Oh my gosh she’s being a shannon
by Jackilin February 4, 2023
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Shannon

When you lose 5 NFL fantasy matches in a row
so you lost again aye, thats 5 in a row.. man you had a shannon
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Shannon

plays violin, loves jeans, says weird things like hamMOCK and underpants
shannon, who tf wears jeans to brunch?!
by ajsndcuebfsc February 1, 2019
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Shannon

Two faced, can't trust her with your secrets. Will be your best friend, until a boy comes into the picture. She can break your heart if your not careful.
"watch out, she might be like Shannon."
by always_sad August 20, 2019
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Alex Shannon

A wool who says he's scouse.
Hi I'm Alex Shannon
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Shannon and Matthew

A certain Shannon and a certain Matthew should never be together.

A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.

A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.

Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
Oh look, someone made a post on Urban Dictionary about how Shannon and Matthew belong together! Isn't that sweet!

Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!
by anonymous xyz August 7, 2022
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Queen Shannon's bday

Queen shannon's bday is the day when the queen of 🇵🇪 was born. Her birthday is celebrated the 14th september each year. As you should know, she's an important person so you must give her a chocolate ice cream cake.
Hey! It's Queen Shannon's bday let's go buy some chocolate ice cream cake.
by 1l1kepan1n1sx0x0 September 11, 2020
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