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micro sensitive 

It’s a condition in which one has an extremely low threshold for tolerating the every day words and actions of human behavior . Micro sensitivity, in many instances, is often accompanied by severe cases of extreme butthurt.
My friend is signing a petition to get law makers to rename the Great White shark , to just shark , since it’s offensive to sharks that aren’t great and sharks that aren’t white! He is so micro sensitive!
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super-hyper-sensitivity 

A temporary, high altered state an individual rises to in which he or she senses the tiniest things as if they were many times larger and more intensely, cannot ignore them, and feels forced to react to them, often by correcting the source of the irregularity or by taking a break and recuperating from the effects having sensed the stimulus caused in his body.
A graduate student found he was in his super-hyper-sensitive mode again. For example, when he heard the sound of a car horn, it bothered him so much he had to stop doing his homework on the computer, get up, go to the bedroom, and with his feet on the floor lay on the bed to recuperate from the distraction. When he burped or farted he also had to stop and go to the bedroom for a short break. If he was walking to the computer and one of his sandals got caught on the floor tile, or if he hit one of his feet against his other foot, or if the chair he was going to sit on went slightly off-kilter it would frighten him so much he had to go recuperate on the bed.

When he does not stop, acknowledge what he sensed, stop what he is doing, and go recuperate, he feels the pain repressing his need to go recuperate from the reactions his super-hyper-sensitivity causes in his body. Two-years ago, he learned to stop what he was doing and go recuperate.

Knowing it is wiser to forgive the people who blow their horns or his neighbors who somehow bang on the walls or the floors because they do not know better and do not know how to be considerate, he reminds himself to forgive them because they simply are not as aware of things and do not know as much as he continues working so hard to learn.

Senior Says 

When playing cards with a senior citizen and they make all the rules to work in his/her favor.
We thought we were playing Gin Rummy with Dana's grandma; but as the rules kept changing we realized we were actually just playing a game of Senior Says.
Senior Says by uproutetree October 17, 2009

Senioriffic 

the i dont give a crap and say and do whatever i want because im old and earned that right attitude expressed by senior citizens
Hank had just gotten his social security check and was feeling so Senioriffic, he ripped a huge fart in the bank line, and then told the other customers, When I was in Korea, they sprayed us with mustard gas. And Weeeeeeeeeee Liked it, you buncha pansies!
Senioriffic by Mikey 5-0 August 15, 2010

Senior Snoop Dogg

A person from 'the projects' whom is over the age of 55 but still carries a glock 9 and sips on gin and juice while wearing a flannel shirt with only the top button correctly buttoned. Senior Snoop Dogg's are know to 'jump shit off' if they are not given their discount at Denny's. They will also 'ride ona mu fucka' if they do not receive they're Zaroxolyn in a timely fashion. If you take the last ramekin of tapioca pudding you are likely to have a 'cap popped in yo bitch ass'.
Geriatric person 1, 'Where's Mr. Von Struedel been?'
Geriatric person 2, 'He passed away, you didn't hear?'
Geriatric person 1, 'WHAT, your going to have to speak up, I lost my hearing in Nam.'
Geriatric person 2, (shouting) 'HE PASSED AWAY!'
Geriatric person 1, 'Oh no, did his heart give out?'
Geriatric person 2, 'NO, MR. JONES CAUGHT HIM USING HIS DENTURE CREAM WITHOUT PERMISSION AND SHOT HIM.'
Geriatric person 1, 'Von Struedel should've known better, that Mr Jones is a trilla nigga.'
Geriatric person 2, 'Yea, he's a real Senior Snoop Dogg.'
Geriatric person 1, 'huh'
Geriatric person 2, 'I SAID FUCK OFF.'
Senior Snoop Dogg by CaliWilli December 10, 2011

Semsicle 

A popsicle made entirely of the male sex juice, semen. Semen is introduced, frozen, and then presented as an unsavory treat for the most unclean.
Jenn 's mouth and face look a bit dry. Give here one of my homemade semsicles.

senior kitizen

A cat that is 15 years old or older
My senior kitizen has Kataracts
senior kitizen by Madch1ld July 15, 2017