Committer of floorcest and extremely daring. Does not care when he’s drunk. When he fucks he leaves the visor, glasses and bandana on even though he had to take off his shirt. Some believe the visor constricts blood rushing to one head and allows it to go to the other. Also known for getting whisky dick
by Ryan’s first October 23, 2019
a man who has no life. He is too basic to get a girl and play video games all day. some Ryans do great things and can be good, but most are depressed and talk in the most unintresting ways.
by Pugsterloves February 20, 2022
Everyone knows a Ryan, he’s really funny and extremely sweet. He’s goofy and can do almost anything to get you to laugh. If you’re lucky enough to be his love, you’ll never have to worry because he’s always concerned for you and your well being. He loves hugs and cuddles more than anything in the world and his kisses are gentle and true. Also, his laugh is contagious and so absolutely charming.
by TheLaughingDiddler May 30, 2019
A fat prick who takes up an entire room and masturbates to his unfunny jokes and memes. Literally rolls down hallways in schools and squash little kids on the way. Can be very retarded when asked a question by a teacher and laughs like Santa on his Saturday off.
by The Revenge May 09, 2019
A millennial who has boomer humour.
by FynnVam November 28, 2021
Ryan is funny
by Chocolate_chip\M&M April 02, 2019
Guy 1: The map said turn left!
Guy 2: No, I am always right
Guy 1: You're such a Ryan
Ryan: fuck you!
Guy 2: No, I am always right
Guy 1: You're such a Ryan
Ryan: fuck you!
by XingXaSa August 15, 2023