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ring check

A ring check is quickly glancing at the fingers of potential girls (or guys, I suppose) to see if they're already spoken for.

You should be looking for a wedding ring or an engagement ring. Though lack of a ring doesn't mean they're single, at least there might be some hope for you.
Guy: "Damn, she's hot. I'm gonna ask her out."
Friend: "Don't bother, I just did a ring check - she's married."
Guy: "Oh well..."
by kirE August 7, 2007
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Thumb ring

Worn by men and women . For fashionable purposes.
"I like your new thumb ring ! "

"Thanks , doesn't it look good"
by Beautyass February 21, 2019
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sting ring

burning sphincter from too much pooping or sweating or not enough wiping
Man, I've got sting ring.
by wobblepop June 27, 2008
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A muck ring is the ring of shit that forms around a penis during anal sex. A Felcher is one who felches. Therefore an MRLF is someone that felches and licks the muck ring off of penises
He's an Muck Ring Licking Felcher (MRLF)
by torrK October 14, 2008
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Kiss the ring

Kiss The Ring

When someone physically kisses you’re ring or fist the person male or female has given everything value to you including (private possessions , lands , blood line , heritage, virginity, pride , honor , and or every human rights are all gone to this individual that you kissed his ring . Kissing the ring comes in many different forms chat , talking and body language an example if a person is saying something stupid or something that can be corrected in a alpha way the person correcting him has made him kiss his ring now the victim being corrected has two choices either kiss the ring and he will become his bitch beta or try and make the victim kiss his ring. Making him or her kiss you’re ring is a hard game but not ignorable and that is what it means good luck

Someone making you kiss the ring is very common be careful from these test and be ready Alphas! Or you have to 😘 D 💍
I told him to back off and “kissed my ring “as he backed off

Yo bro be careful his making you “kiss his ring”

Kiss the ring
by Tomnar tas-sess September 21, 2019
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rainbow ring

according to the kats on Oprah, it is a guy getting several *rings* of lipstick planted on his dick.
by Anonymous October 3, 2003
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Chav Ring

The smallest sprocket of the three attached to the pedals of a typical mountain bike. So called because of its widespread use by the cycling chav- possibly because of its lack of understanding of the gear shift mechanism coupled to a total lack of physical fitness. The effect is that the chav invariably spins its legs wildly whilst making little forward progress.
Chavs invariably use in combination with a bike that's way too small and a saddle that's way too low. Supplementary effect noticed by onlookers is that the chav's knees rise to around ear level when pedalling.
If the chav's bike is a brand known to cycling aficionados, it will be nicked. If its a cheap chain-store brand it will be nicked too.
Cyclist 1 "That hill was way steep, I'm shattered"
Cyclist 2 "Me too, I was stuck on the Chav Ring all the way to the top"
by Tugboatden June 11, 2008
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