retard

Alexis Henson McClure, a retarded blond who doesn't know shit from her face.

Alexis: Someone took a crap on the mirror again!

The rest of the kids: NO ALEXIS THATS YOUR FACE!!! god retard .

by DeathIsLife January 16, 2009

Retard

Someone who doesen't know the difference between video games and...wait retards arn't even smart enough to play video games. OK i'll restart...Someone who doesent know anything, at all and is bailry able to walk straight. Oh and doesent know the difference between HEVEY METAL and Soft Bluegrass.

Retard : Daddy what are you doing ?
Mom : It's been the million'th time i've told you I"M YOUR MOTHER !
Retard : i'm scared. or happy i dont know ?

by Blubid April 20, 2008

Retard

Ian Gully

Ian Gully is such a Retard. He ruins everybodys day buy butting in their conversation

by Theepicboss2 December 13, 2016

Retard

My dumbass math professor.

Hey look at that RETARD teaching class!

by DarthyTheVader December 3, 2018

retard

someone who is a total stupid train wreck and eats tide pods at Papa Murphy's.

There was a retard who crashed into a papa murphy's screaming "I NEED TIDE PODS"

by fatguyeatspizza234 October 10, 2018

Retard

The retard above and below this definition.

“Look at the retards who are above and below that one comment!” Said a retard

by AnOnYmOoouS October 28, 2018

retard

A boy named Kristian Morgan

Kristian Morgan is a retard

by Beky Boo July 12, 2017