shit-puke

you know when you were really young and were sick, and your mom wasn't there and your dad was just like help me idk what to do with this child and you're just a sick little baby and then all of the sudden you shit and puke at the same time and the tsunami is unleashed? yah that's a shit-puke

Katy! Help! The baby is about to shit-puke!

Bruh, I was so sick last night, I almost shit-puked.

by swagmen69420blazeit February 3, 2015

California Pokey

Like the hokie pokie but involves a lot of weed and dildos.

Guy 1: Dude me and steve got high and did the California pokey.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: Pretty good but now my ass hurts.

by Jackturtleguy October 3, 2017

pussy puke

The discharge that comes from the cunt after sex.

Bitch has her panties full of pussy puke from me fucking the shit out of her.

by Jacen Ynot November 13, 2017

Penguin puke

If you’ve seen a penguin documentary you would of seen a male penguin puke and it looks like a males pp when white cheddar cheese comes out

Omg did a penguin just puke in my bed omg penguin puke

by BigBallBetty February 13, 2019

Nutella pokey

When you fuck someone in the ass and your dick has residual fecal matter on it.

Dude I totally had a Nutella pokey last night when I fucked Ashley.

by Urmomgay4liyfebruh69 September 6, 2019

killin puke

A fart extremist's reject version of a vomit producing shard.

Thot thar feller wid da air colored yeller blew nuthar hole in his pantz wid that killin puke fart.

by Phorrist Dumbp December 2, 2019

Puddle of Puke

Someone who has no social standing, has no ambition, no job and doesn't have any desire to better his situation.

Maria: Hey look who came to the church social?
Mom: Him! That puddle of puke!

by Mercana November 22, 2013