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Flat earth privilege

means you can answer a question with a question, but also that you can demand that other people have to answer your questions. If you don’t like the answer you can ignore it and claim it is a part of the grand conspiracy. #flatearth
When he ignored the overwhelming evidence that the earth is a sphere and said the water would fall off a ball, he chose to ignore science and claimed flat earth privilege
by LuisVuittonDon January 10, 2020
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White Privilege

Something that is real, but is commonly used as an ad hominem by SJW's in a pejorative context to disparage white people and make them feel guilty of their own existence or guilt trip them into believing their sick minded ideologies.
SJW: sees a white person* "Well that's just white privilege."
by UltimateDoge July 2, 2021
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Privilege

Seeing how over half of your gross wage goes away in taxes to pay for someone else’s “free” education, healthcare and welfare whilst not enjoying any of those “freebies” yourself.
Breanna (formerly Tim): Oh my gosh! The free healthcare system has been so supportive with my gender reassignment: 2 years’ worth of HRT and psychological consultation, top and bottom surgery and 2 more years of follow up consultation…all for freeee
Joe: *rolls eyes* I was at work while you were doing all of that, eventually got a rotten tooth and had to pay 5k for the implant…I’m so privileged.

Frank: I had to take a payday loan at a 300% APR when my car broke down and needed to fix it to keep going to work while not getting evicted, I’m sooo privileged too.
by darealprivileged October 13, 2024
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Anal Privilege

The right to access or penetrate one's anus.

The one who grants the privilege is not necessarily going to get anal, they just give or take away the right with authority. (In most cases it is.)
"Damn you Joey! I want my Anal Privilege back!"
by Enderbrine0 January 13, 2017
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Human privilege

The idea that humans have better access to decent quality healthcare and health insurance, have more access to certain cities, towns, counties, and countries, and issues greatly affecting them are prioritized more frequently in political agendas, regardless of the political identity of those in power, than those affecting other species, despite how some of them can negatively impact the health of a large number of people. Hence, being human can at times be a source of privilege.
Karen: My dad had to go to hospital the other day. It took me five to seven minutes to find a hospital to take him to, which surprised me. I wasn't expecting it to take that long to find him a hospital.
Aaron: I glad you were able to find one in time. You're lucky believe it or not. According to what I heard at one point, it can take up to twenty to twenty five minutes to find an animal hospital that is open twenty-four hours a day. A lot of people often don't realize just how much more accessible and high quality the human healthcare system compared to the animal healthcare system. Its a major example of human privilege.
Karen: In that case you are right, I was very lucky.
by Vanguard 1998 March 27, 2021
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Black Privilege

A made up term used by racist conservatives to accuse African Americans of being privileged because of a racial biases they have towards African Americans and African diaspora
tim: tyrone just got a promotion instead of me, must've been because of that black privilege
by Daprocrastinator April 25, 2024
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White privileges

They want us to believe in the amendments and that, “All men are created equal”. In reality we’re not. Especially BLACK MEN in America they’ll have it hard the rest of their lives. It’s sad that they have to have a whole conversation about how to listen to police and what NOT to do.
White privileges:

-James bumps Damien-
James: watch where your going

Damien: you bumped me?!
James: what was that..?
Damien: you bumped me!

-teacher walks up-
Teacher: what’s going on here boys
James: he pushed me ma’am

Damien: are you serious right now..?!
Teacher: my class NOW?!
-James walks away a free man-
-Damien get suspended for two days-
by IfTheShoeFitsWearIt January 6, 2021
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