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Puta, Please

Side Note: The Spanish word Puta is Spanish for prostitute or whore.

The Phrase "puta please" is the Spanish Variant of "Bitch Please" "Nig(whatever ending you please whether it be "ger" "ga" "gah" "nig" "let" or nothing at all.) It like the other phrases tone of voice matters whether it is offensive or not, also who you are with.

This is the First "Puta, Please" on The Urban Dictionary! From T.T. in Fort Lauderdale.
Rosa: Aye Maria, I went to the swap shop and and I got my weave done for $Free.99! When I went to go get my shit done those bitches told me I had to get my own weave, so I went to the Puta next to her and got some authentic fucking, Puerto Rican horse hair!

Maria: Ja Ja Ja (the Spanish Hahaha) Puta, Please!
by ghostlyscape March 20, 2011
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Apocalypse Please

first song on the album, "Absolution", by Muse an English Rock/Pop band that has recently become popular in the U.S.
The song Apocalypse Please is about the end of the world and that the people of the world should "change the course of history." The song could even be in reference to world leaders "wanting" the end of the world.
World leaders's actions make it seem as if they would say, "apocalypse please"
by emasame November 3, 2006
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Lady Pleaser

by mjo074 February 9, 2009
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Rest in peace, please!

1. Wishing someone was (almost) dead - at least to you.
2. Holler that if an old girl-/boyfriend (in other words: your ex) simply won´t leave you alone and starts stressing you out.
3. Abbreviate like this: RIPPLS
Ex: "Jennie, you should really give me another chance - I have changed!"
Jennie: "Douchebags don´t change. Just leave me alone."
Ex: "But Jennie, the least you could do is to give me your new cell phone number. Why have you changed phones, anyway?"
Jennie: "Oh, rest in peace, please!"
by Jazmataz January 17, 2008
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Pleep

by in the shower April 20, 2009
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beach please

Another way to say bitch please, also a really popular saying on clothes that you would wear to the beach.
i saw a shirt that said 'beach please' and i was like 'well, beach please'
by al333x April 21, 2017
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