So raunchy he had to have 4 whole names. Claims he’s done four white dragons. Constantly threatens to throw out the printer. He won’t fight you but Blodgett will. Very skittish when questioned. Does crack?
by Shoppness May 28, 2019

Phillip is the a time unit that is equivalent to 122,5 hours, it is also the time it takes for someone to get a timefish.
Me: "Woah dude, i have been waiting in line for almost a phillip!"
Someone: "Woah, u could fish a timefish in that time!"
Someone: "Woah, u could fish a timefish in that time!"
by Warudo July 23, 2018

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by obwiwy January 4, 2024

by Krav Maga Karate Snack January 13, 2020

Based on the true story of the pirates who control the Horn of Africa, the captain Phillips is the act of sticking Somalian weapons in your partners genitals followed by screaming "I am the captain now!!!"
by Snitches.get.stiches. August 26, 2017

When a lad that is not only just a tool bag, but is a homosexual tool bag that lies within...(the opposite of a Flat head; Flat head being an ultra Straight tool bag...basically just a tool bag...)
by Theultimate6Man February 22, 2015
