A derivation of the peanut butter pirate in which the first mate pillages the anus of the second mate for the
booty bounty rather than his own. Requires extrordinarly
skill as the element of surprise is lost (usually) and the potential 'pirate' is aware that
something is amiss.
I tried to pull off the peanut butter pirate
plunder last
night with my girl, but she guessed what I was doing and covered both of her
eyes... I had to settle for giving her a dirty sanches.