a white male American who's 22 and didn't go to college and now realizes he's stuck with Betty from his hometown. And Betty's cool, but she weighs 300 lbs. so the sex is just terrible. I mean it's like you're on a whaling expedition diving deep into the vast unknown of her ass and thighs every time she's "in the mood". and it sucks so bad you're angry enough to overthrow the United States government.
by summer_ass_cheese August 12, 2022
Yes, I am a modern-day patriot. I gave in my bumpstocks to the government because I don't really need them and Red Flag laws can't possibly be that bad.
by bumpstock go brrrrrr September 20, 2020
“We did break down Nancy Pelosi’s office door, and somebody stole her gavel, and took a picture sittin’ in the chair flipping off the camera, and that was on Fox News, and uh, Patriots got down on the floor and were sitting in the house members and senators chairs…”
by RubyBK January 08, 2021
1. a person who vigorously supports their country and is prepared to defend it against enemies or detractors (International)
2. a terrorist (United States Modern)
2. a terrorist (United States Modern)
by Cassette_Tayp September 09, 2021
by IAmTryingMyBest November 08, 2021
Patriot had the same name as the Patriot Act which randomly searched suspected terrorists and caught some people who had terrorists in their networks.
by Coop Dupe March 21, 2020
Patriots are the best
by Tom Brady's son @mini Tom April 24, 2018