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pipe god

Normally describes a person very good at laying the pipe also known as having sex with girls. A pipe god also normally has sex with a lot of women.
Did you hear about John and Dianna?
Yep John is a pipe god he gets with so many girls!
by YRN smoove August 21, 2016
mugGet the pipe godmug.

scouring the pipes

1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).

2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.

3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually

4. What you do when there is nothing to do

5. What you do when your family is not home

6. The reason people watch porn.

7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
Scouring the pipes (Masturbation) protects against Prostate Cancer. Men who Scour their pipes more than 5 times a week in their 20's are 33% less likely to develop the

most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.
by zingeraddict October 4, 2011
mugGet the scouring the pipesmug.

Double Piped

Double Piped is when you masterbate (and cum) and the suddenly have sex (and cum again). Get ya pipes cleaned out
Frederick: Fuck! Last night my wifey got home early and made me double piped.

Bray: Unlucky fam
by Authenticity fella September 13, 2016
mugGet the Double Pipedmug.

Pleasure Pipe

Why does Andre always have to brag about how long his pleasure pipe is?
by TheCaptainiscalling June 14, 2012
mugGet the Pleasure Pipemug.

pipe mouse

This girl and I were about to get it on, but it was her time of the month. She decided to pull the pipe mouse and go at it.
by Blunt instrument May 20, 2017
mugGet the pipe mousemug.

pipe pill

An adulterated ecstasy pill. A horrible excuse for an ecstasy pill, which should only contain MDMA, MDA, or another form of the MDxx family of chemicals in it. The pill most likely contains meth-amphetamine, but can also have amphetamines, caffeine, pseudo-ephedrine, procaine, etc in it.
Do not buy those pipe pills, they are straight meth bombs, you might as well smoke some shit and stay up for a couple of days.
by Steven Gus Petropoulos January 2, 2009
mugGet the pipe pillmug.

dirt pipe

dirt pipe is a way to slang worg for ass hole.
Billy: "I am going to fuck your ass so hard you won't shit for a week."
Jane: "O' yes give it to me as hard as you can in my dirt pipe."
by Little Jonny May 4, 2006
mugGet the dirt pipemug.

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