n. 1: A peice of feces of unknown origin found with out toilet paper in ones toilet. Often assosiated with group living conditions used as a form of spite and/or revenge.
by Berg & Chris March 1, 2005
Get the Phantom Deucemug. the feeling one gets when relating to an awkward or disturbing situation/view.  This is based on the chills and goosebumps that follow from horrid indigestion while you're trying to drop a deuce (poop).  commonly and mistakenly called douche chills
by Natesac January 20, 2008
Get the deuce chillsmug. Person 1: “Hey, Person 2 is taking a really long time in the bathroom!”
Person 3: “He’s probably doing a Deuce and Juice”
Person 3: “He’s probably doing a Deuce and Juice”
by Yoizai July 25, 2018
Get the Deuce and Juicemug. 'Deuce Block' is another name for the second floor of University of Arizona's "Coronado" Dormitory, an 8-Floored Housing Unit which has drawn media attention and outcry in recent years for its apparent lawlessness, and through-the-roof decree of sexually transmitted diseases.
"- Damn, blood, I've been hearing some whispers in the air about that Deuce-Block popping off tonight, nigga.
- But Gerald! it's a Tuesday - don't you have class tomorrow morning?!
- Fuck that shit nigga i finna watch the sunrise."
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"- Ohhhhh dammmmn, we hit that ganja when we was already blacked-out, fucked with some stoney ass Breakfast burritos from Betos on the slingblade tip, then busted back up to the Deuce-Block...
- Oh shitttt - crackin?
- Errytime, young Jesus. Hella hoes upon hoes and candy for that nose. Don't know how I woke up and aced my Aeronautical Exam on 15 minutes of shut-eye.
- Nommy nomm, playboy."
- But Gerald! it's a Tuesday - don't you have class tomorrow morning?!
- Fuck that shit nigga i finna watch the sunrise."
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"- Ohhhhh dammmmn, we hit that ganja when we was already blacked-out, fucked with some stoney ass Breakfast burritos from Betos on the slingblade tip, then busted back up to the Deuce-Block...
- Oh shitttt - crackin?
- Errytime, young Jesus. Hella hoes upon hoes and candy for that nose. Don't know how I woke up and aced my Aeronautical Exam on 15 minutes of shut-eye.
- Nommy nomm, playboy."
by Gankstawan July 9, 2009
Get the Deuce-Blockmug. This is when you have a devasting shit, followed by another episode about 20 minutes later. This is like a terrorist attack on your b-hole.
Also, could be used to describe a monster shit that you were lucky to survive.
Also, could be used to describe a monster shit that you were lucky to survive.
I have a deuce-11 in progress... earlier was just the first tower.
Can also sing along with Black and Yellow
"Ah huh you know what it is, every time I deuce I do it big... deuce-11, deuce-11,"
Can also sing along with Black and Yellow
"Ah huh you know what it is, every time I deuce I do it big... deuce-11, deuce-11,"
by BBroker May 7, 2011
Get the deuce-11mug. 
