The best last name to ever come into existence named after the popular YouTube Skizzers, better than santos or macey. Those names suck
Hey did you hear about that Rogers-tillstone guy?
Yeah I heard he fucked both our moms in a huge threesome and used the sex position "Skizzers" on them.
Yeah I heard he fucked both our moms in a huge threesome and used the sex position "Skizzers" on them.
by Skizzers sucks November 08, 2017
by Duke_silver September 29, 2021
TJ Rogers is a very complicated man with many mysterious endeavors. Not only is he very smart, but is athletic too. TJ Rogers is a kind soul, yet can turn into a monster the moment you cross him. His favorite meal is milk and will eat it three meals a day. Rumor has it that his bones are the strongest material on the planet. He’s also uncircumcised.
Tiffany: TJ Rogers is coming this way! Rumor has it that he is uncircumcised.
Eric: Wow! You think he’ll store my quarters?
TJ: Hey guys, I’m uncircumcised.
Eric: Wow! You think he’ll store my quarters?
TJ: Hey guys, I’m uncircumcised.
by MyHeartShatters July 19, 2022
Top-notch guy, quite annoying. Gets hit with a VSCO girl’s blue hydro flask on the daily. He’s pretty cool but kind of a loner at the same time. Tends to REEEEE quite often. Other than that, 10/10 solid guy.
by Broomstick Bashee September 27, 2019
A great and loving guy who aboslutly belongs with a girl called anna. Hes smart and funny and is the perfect guy for her. A jonah would never leave a girlfriend, thats why hes the best boyfriend.
jonah rogers- Wow that anna is Really sexy!
Anna barlow- Oh... Thanks...
Jonah rogers- How about i take you out for dinner
Anna barlow- Oh... Thanks...
Jonah rogers- How about i take you out for dinner
by Interuptingcow2 June 06, 2012
the most beautiful, cute, adorable girl i have ever met. shes super nice, kind and caring. shes always smiling, always happy and laughing, but on the inside i think shes broken. shes very insecure about herself, she thinks she ugly and fat she turns down every compliment, doesnt like hugs even though ours were amazing. she makes everyones day and always looks out for people before herself. there have been so many times she could have left me but she hasnt, shes still the best friend i could ever ask for. her eyes are green and i love staring into them. her smile is the thing i wake up to see everyday, she is the reason i try and wake myself up everymorning. her voice is the thing i want to fall asleep to everynight, abby gives everyones life a bit of light. she pulled me out of my darkest times and is the first person to care for me so much, i would do anything to keep her safe in my arms, to keep her warm everynight, to kiss her forehead and make sure she sleeps well. shes the girl ive dreamed of all my life and im so grateful ive finally met her. even if we stay as friends in the end, the feelings ive got for her, the love, will never disappear. she needs to know she is perfect in everyway, and that i would do anything to see her happy. when she told me she was broken, that broke me more than i already was. i know youre reading this now, it might hit hard it might not. just know everynight im sitting here til 4am thinking of a future with you. i love you abby, i really do.
me: hey short stuff
abby rogers: hey cunt ( cum shoe, piss jeans, piss jacket, twat, dickhead ect. )
abby rogers: hey cunt ( cum shoe, piss jeans, piss jacket, twat, dickhead ect. )
by your local holy keigan November 05, 2020