morning pudding

Eating the pussy in the morning

I wake up and eat that morning pudding

by defdictd May 13, 2015

Gd Morn

Slang term for good morning on S and S farms in Reydell, Arkansas.

Tugs told Ricky gd morn when he showed up for work.

by Truck 1 November 17, 2020

Morning Party

A party at midnight that goes till 6am with music blasting through speakers at max volume without stopping.

I couldn't sleep, my neighbors had a Morning Party.

by Msmote June 11, 2020

Morning thickness

Morning thickness: adverb; the state of feeling bloated (thick) before taking a morning dump.

I woke up feeling rather rotund. I had a feeling of morning thickness hoping soon my morning dump would alleviate the discomfort.

by Chett2tees October 21, 2017

morning shadow

It's the thin layer of beard that grows overnight since yesternight's shave.

I love your "morning shadow", keep it up Mr. Shi!

by Ye W. December 15, 2011

Morning Mahogany

When you wake up wif morning wood so hard that it hurts to keep it inside your pants

Girlfriend: when I woke up this morning I saw you lying down with your dick out to the sky

Boyfriend: sorry about that, I had morning mahogany so bad it hurt to keep it in my pants

Girlfriend: don't worry, I didn't mind ;)

by The Nigerican June 22, 2011

Morning Mald

The chronic habit of vocally complaining about the atrocities of an everyday morning, ie. getting out of bed, hygiene, dealing with work you put off yesterday; usually in text or on social media.

Person 1: Why do I always wake up to Person 2 spewing a text wall about how much he hates going to class in the chat?
Person 3: He has a bad case of morning mald, he probably doesn't sleep enough.

by Hoioidoi October 16, 2023