Nuke the cake

When you cum on her ass but there's so much cum it's like a nuke

Jaquavious: man, I nuked her cake
Ontavious: you cummed all over her ass?
Jaquavious: yeah it's called nuke the cake

by Wonky slush February 4, 2021

nuke

what all humans do if stressed with another human
its what always happened to us

rusia: you suck
america: really
america send 100 nukes to rusia
rusia: wait AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
america: problem

by springroberto2020 January 24, 2022

nuke

Snorting Oxycontin.

I can`t wait until I get off work so I can get nuked!

by Turk420 July 4, 2016

Nuke it?

Yes, Sabine. Nuke it. It's good!

Hym "Nuke it? Yes. Not Japan though. Literally anywhere else. Perhaps Israel. Or a tree. Any random tree anywhere. I think it's been too long since we used them. But take Israel's nukes for KILLING CHILDREN WHICH WE PRETEND TO CARE SO MUCH ABOUT, don't actually care that much... Take their nukes and then nuke a tree. Any non-japan tree."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2025

Brown Nuke

A Fart so long and loud it's almost a shart and clears the area like the blast wave of a bomb.

guy one: Wow that guy should eat less cheese, he almost shit himself.

guy two: He set off a brown nuke.

by TG35 August 14, 2022

Nuking the fridge

A statement relating to a speculatively unfeasible activity in Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull, where Jones climbs into a fridge during a nuclear explosive test. It's also a synonym for "jumping the shark".

However, contrary to popular belief, nuking the fridge is feasible.

The fridge in the scene is lead-lined, so Jones is shielded from the initial burst of radiation. However, some have pointed out that the fridge is still in the radiated zone, so 20 years are off of his life, except they aren't. Remember, he drunk from the Grail, so the remainder of its power is dissipated when it shields him from radiation.

Normal Guy: Hey, you think the nuking the fridge is a feasible scene?
Responder: Nah, it can't be. How can he survive a nuclear blast from a fridge?
Intellectual: Actually it is. The fridge is a) lead-lined and b) sturdily built. So yeah, it is feasible!
Responder: Then what about the radiation? How's he not losing 20 years off his life?
Intellectual: Quite simply. He drank from the grail, remember? The power he gained from that dissipated protecting him from it.
Normal Guy: Huh. Never knew it was.

by TheCrusader1296 January 10, 2021

Nuke in the sand

A very big, very dangerous or concerning looming threat or danger. It doesn't have to be a large scale danger (like a war) or involve literal nukes, but could also be something that could involve severe emotional devastation or an unrecoverable argument between friends (Like mentioning a topic that could give someone a major panic/anxiety attack).

Person A: Why don't you talk about (game) in this chat?
Person B: Well, I am a fan of that game, but one of my friends has a really big anxiety trigger involving it, so I don't mention it out of respect.
Person A: Thank God you told me, that could've been a nuke in the sand.

by Grabacr February 23, 2024