chocolate coffin

when you're giving someone head and then you bite their dick off and swallow it whole. when you poop it out the entirety of the penis is encased in human shit.

man, that chocolate coffin clogged up my toilet.

by ogturtlesquad June 10, 2017

Chocolate Probation

When you want to do anal but you haven’t shit yet.

Jefferey: Hey, man, can I buttfuck you?
Brad: Nah, bro, I’m so constipated.
Jefferey: Aw, damn, I’m on chocolate probation again!

by TheHumbuccleMan November 22, 2019

Chocolate Spit

The strange phenomenon when eating chocolate where the chocolate and your saliva mix

I'm choking on Chocolate Spit

by RAADP303 January 23, 2018

Chocolate Dog

That phrase “Chocolate Dog” is the process of a man shitting in his hand, and jerking off with it.

Did you hear that mike tried to “Chocolate Dog” last night?

by Gay niggger faggot babe December 24, 2020

Chocolate Churner

A chocolate churner is one who likes to indulge in the gay artes of male 2 male butt sex.

"Hey", "Tiny", "I like how you let me give you a Chocolate churner and all", "but the chocolate milkshake you gave me after tasted a little funny".

by LucidR3N3GAD3 August 22, 2009

Thot Chocolate

When you eat ass at a one night stand on a cold winter's night

Did you hear that Myia got some Thot Chocolate last night?

by Leenalemons September 15, 2019

Chocolate Cannoli

Another word for the asshole.

I put my tongue in her chocolate cannoli.

by Miss.Machete March 15, 2018