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Count Fagula

An individual whom does not have the style as one so fashionable. ( One might also smell of faeces )
by Sophia Sutherland July 18, 2024
mugGet the Count Fagulamug.

count cristo

A reference to the greatest tale of revenge ever spun: Alexandre Dumas' "the Count of Monte Cristo". Used to convey one's intent to reap complete and utter vengeance upon a person or persons, by taking away literally everything they consider worth anything at all, including both things they love deeply, and even things that just mildly entertain them. The victim will be left with absolutely nothing to live for, but death will be denied them.
"Mark ate my last poptart?! Oh HELL no! I'm bout to Count Cristo that BITCH!"
by Doomus May 22, 2016
mugGet the count cristomug.

get count

the number of people you have snogged
by Yo slug March 5, 2023
mugGet the get countmug.

count me in

count me in 4ever
by depressedbitxh January 8, 2022
mugGet the count me inmug.

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