Micah Nelson means to be the swaggiest person alive all Micah’s are the swaggiest and Ashley’s are lower than him on the swag level
by Micahn1070 September 29, 2021
A short person who incessantly brags to young children about his height in order to impress them and boost his own self esteem due to his underlying lack of confidence.
God dammit, I hate it when that stupid Nelson starts bragging to toddlers about being 5'8, when the kid's fucking 5'3.
by Mrs beast February 24, 2020
A verb which means to do something with extreme force and energy. The origin is thought to have come from 'man handle' which was then shortened to 'mandle' which then became 'Mandella' thus giving birth to the epic phrase "let's absalutely Nelson it".
Hey bro shall we absalutely Nelson this beer?
Can't wait to absalutely Nelson the mrs tonight
Bro those thols are brown and smelly let's go Nelson them
Can't wait to absalutely Nelson the mrs tonight
Bro those thols are brown and smelly let's go Nelson them
by SmellyTHAL February 19, 2021
by Shiloh Shenanigans July 21, 2023
nelson is my only and one love, he shows me that love is real, even tho we argue a lot we still know to get back together because we’re meant to be.❤️ this guy showed me that not all guys are bad and i’m so thankful that october 21 was the day we got together and that gotta be the best day ever. i felled in love with you because your different and unique i love that you be acting like you around me i love that nelson shows how much he cares for me. i don’t care what people say about our relationship. nelson is my soulmate he is the love of my life and will be the father of my kids. i’m so thankful nelson can handle my attitude my selfishness and my mood and i’m sorry that i get so moody with you sometimes but know i don’t mean anything when i’m mad i truly love nelson and he will forever be the love of my life. A guy tried to ask for my number at school i said “no i have boyfriend” the guy kept telling me “your bf don’t let have friends see now that’s slave😂” i ignored the guy because i’m loyal for my husband/soulmate/the love of my life it’s not hard to be loyal and honest with your loves one if you truly love them you would do anything to make them happy. i truly wanna see my husband hold our baby in his hands. i know his the one for me and i know we’re to young and we’re teenagers but i know nelson is the one. he’s the best person i’ve met he changed me for better he doesn’t know he’s healing a heart that he didn’t break.
by ilovemyhusband222 November 21, 2023
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