Nelson

Probably only good in one thing; poetry and that is his whole personality. He kinda forgets that the whole world revolves around him. It's hard to choose whether to lable him as a decent, nice guy or a huge asshole.

"Oh my God! Is that a stab wound?! That looks serious, do you need help?"
"Nah. It's just Nelson being Nelson."
"Okay... So that's a no?"

by whataloadofhooey:smirk: July 28, 2021

Nelson

Nelson is a humble country guy with simple pleasures. He his hard working and only has time for one special woman, he is a bit of a romantic! However he has a very large penis 🍆 and he knows how to use it!!

Nelson is a very quiet achiever, he will never tell you about his gift....

At the end of a long day you may see it slow him down as he walks..

Wow, that guy had a Nelson!!

There are only two states to be inn, on a Nelson or in Queensland (Aus)

by KCW1990 June 5, 2021

full reiss nelson

The act of celebration after scoring for Arsenal when Reiss Nelson performs a full Nelson on the the opposing goalkeeper or Chris Willock

He scored against Spurs and then Full Reiss Nelson’d Loris to celebrate the winner

by DJ Foshizzle Your Momizzle October 30, 2017

Nelson

A fine sexy guy from mabank tx that loves everyone and will have a big impression on everyone great guy

I wish I had a nelson like Nikki does

by anonymous March 21, 2022

Vaughan Nelson

This N*gga sucks at smash bros. Fuck peach and fuck fox. Both get ran on the daily. Father God if you can hear me... fix that fucked up hairline! Just kidding but fr God please kill the barber that did that to him! He means too much to me. In all seriousness Vaughan is a great guy, has no car, but a big heart. Catch him on subway surfer ;) or in your mamma's friend's house!

Vaghuan Nelson: What up?
Friend: What's up mf, ready to get your shit run in smash?

Girl: hey boo what's your name?
Vaughan: It's Vaughan Nelson! Get it right! One!

by Teddy201 April 3, 2022

Nelson

A person that feels nothing all the time

Nelson feels nothing

by El señor de la nada November 29, 2021

Michael Nelson

A person who is a simp in among us. He doesn’t play with his friends because he would rather gets 14 year old girls Snapchat

Hey hotmama it’s Michael Nelson can I get your snap?

by Tysen Kalata October 9, 2020