mushroom stamping

The male act of stamping the penis into an ink blotter, then proceeding to mark an unsuspecting customer with the "branding" of the mushroom tip.

"Yesterday Sam got ahold of mom's red ink blotter and I woke up to him mushroom stamping me in the face".

by LinzMarie79 July 05, 2010

mushroom bomb

the woman's vagina is so small that when the male impales the vagina with his man-rod he blows a load and it can't go anywhere so his head expands to 3 times its size and her clit pops off.

(nikki made tom mushroom bomb and lost her clit for good)

by kyles vag licker December 08, 2007

Mushroom Bump

To take a moderate dose of cocaine ("bump") off the head of an erect penis ("mushroom").

Tom: Dude, you see that guys' boner?
PJ: No, Tom give up the dream
Tom: Imma go over to him and ask to give him a mushroom bump
PJ: what's a mushroom bump?
Tom: it's where you take a bump of cocaine off the head of another man's boner!
PJ: ...

by Teamosabe May 23, 2010

Lady Mushroom

Like a Willy Wonka Everlasting Gobstopper, this mushroom can be licked, pounded, eaten, smacked, and basted, but will never deplete. Doing so may only make it stronger.

My mom said you hammered her lady mushroom so hard that today it killed a baby kitten.

by Deecon November 08, 2010

mushroom print

The act of imprinting your penis on a foggy car window.

Adam mushroom printed his window when some girls pulled up beside him.

by XxThanatosxX May 12, 2006

Rapid mushroom

Sexual act involving just the tip in a quick horizontal thrusting fashion

Tonight I'm going to give you the rapid mushroom you've been longing for honey.

by Box Master 9000 July 28, 2017

frozen mushroom

The sense of coldness one receives when fully submerged underwater in a bath tub and the only thing above the surface is your tip.

David: I got a frozen mushroom yesterday.
Jack: Dude, you’re 27. Why are you still taking baths?

by nico jack pepper November 23, 2017