mushroom stamping

The male act of stamping the penis into an ink blotter, then proceeding to mark an unsuspecting customer with the "branding" of the mushroom tip.

"Yesterday Sam got ahold of mom's red ink blotter and I woke up to him mushroom stamping me in the face".

by LinzMarie79 July 8, 2010

mushroom bomb

the woman's vagina is so small that when the male impales the vagina with his man-rod he blows a load and it can't go anywhere so his head expands to 3 times its size and her clit pops off.

(nikki made tom mushroom bomb and lost her clit for good)

by kyles vag licker January 2, 2008

Mushroom Bump

To take a moderate dose of cocaine ("bump") off the head of an erect penis ("mushroom").

Tom: Dude, you see that guys' boner?
PJ: No, Tom give up the dream
Tom: Imma go over to him and ask to give him a mushroom bump
PJ: what's a mushroom bump?
Tom: it's where you take a bump of cocaine off the head of another man's boner!
PJ: ...

by Teamosabe May 23, 2010

Lady Mushroom

Like a Willy Wonka Everlasting Gobstopper, this mushroom can be licked, pounded, eaten, smacked, and basted, but will never deplete. Doing so may only make it stronger.

My mom said you hammered her lady mushroom so hard that today it killed a baby kitten.

by Deecon November 9, 2010

mushroom print

The act of imprinting your penis on a foggy car window.

Adam mushroom printed his window when some girls pulled up beside him.

by XxThanatosxX May 19, 2006

Mushroom Trim

When someones hair sprouts outwards like a mushroom
This hairstyle looks awful and can blind some people

Sam G:" My Mushroom Trim gets in the way of me and I keep walking into walls"
Jack:" Well Shave it you batty crease

by Unknown Cheffer July 6, 2020

mushroom butter

Putting breast milk in a girls butt hole and churning it with your mushroom head until it turns to butter

I made mushroom butter on my date last night and put that shit on some toast

by Red Juan Elgordo November 5, 2022