A Mermaid's Purse is when an individual defacates into a womans vagina, the woman then hovers over the face of the individual and lets it fall onto his or her face.
John and Linda wanted to spice up their relationship so during sex, he took a hot, steamy, crap in Linda's vagina and she reciprocated by giving John a Mermaid's Purse.
by Kenty G. June 20, 2006
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Silver appears to be a dominant color. The trend started during the summer of 2015.
Silver appears to be a dominant color. The trend started during the summer of 2015.
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marmaloon is the smartest man in the world, also he is the kindest, gentlest, most wonderful human being you have ever had the privelidge of knowing. also a type of cookie made in the 1880's in border areas between Maine and New Brunswick, but it fell into disuse after the Aroostook maple syrup rebellion.
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-Man, Mitt Romney is such a Morman Spider!
-Gee Billy you sure have sex with alot of women you are like a Morman Spider
-Gee Billy you sure have sex with alot of women you are like a Morman Spider
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1: hey man lookin good. have you been working out.
2: no i've just been giving my girlfriend the captive mermaid. talk about a work out.
2: no i've just been giving my girlfriend the captive mermaid. talk about a work out.
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