Kiwi Muncher 🥝

A kiwi muncher is a very prominent member of either the gay community or the League of Legends community. Kiwi munchers are those who reply to messages and memes with a kiwi emoji to send the message: "I'm looking for a big black sugar daddy to split me like a lumberjack 🥝"

"Hey man did you see the game last night?"

-Person 1

"🥝"
-Person 2

"..."
-Person 1

"What?"
-Person 2

"Sorry I'm a kiwi muncher 🥝"
-Person 1

by spawnpeeked July 21, 2023

Fiddle Playing Dick Muncher

A person who craves attention and will do whatever it takes to get it.

GET AWAY FROM YOU FIDDLE PLAYING DICK MUNCHER!

by herpiderp March 30, 2016

Queef baloney sandwich Muncher

An insult

You fucking Queef baloney sandwich Muncher

by Westieboyes August 1, 2022

i too, enjoy munching on potatoes

A phrase used to say to another person in a polite manner, "Go screw off."

Tom: Hey Bob, did you see that new V2?
Bob: i too, enjoy munching on potatoes

by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss May 8, 2018

doo doo muncher

A person who enjoys eating doo-doo. They love its texture, the smell, and the smoothness of it as it goes down.

Michael is a doo doo muncher.

by peeyah peeyah April 4, 2010

Secondhand Munchies

Also known as Environmental Food Munch, or Passive Munch. When non-munchers are exposed to secondhand munchies it is called "involuntary munching" or "passive munching." Non-munchers who inhale secondhand munchies take in Funyions and other tasty snacks just like munchers do. The more secondhand munchies you are exposed to, the higher the level of these harmful chemicals in your body.

"Dude, why'd I eat that entire pizza? I didn't even smoke."
"Secondhand munchies, dude."

by Mr. Hand-Munchie January 20, 2009

muncheon

derived from the word luncheon, muncheon is similar; it is anytime during the day when you take a break to munch on some food.

I had a late night muncheon!

by ayyrayray February 14, 2009