thy mother

Ye Olde English term to describe 'Ya Mum' it was regarded as a heavy insult back in the day and was even used in Shakespeare.

AN EXERPT FROM A SHAKESPEAREAN PLAY
A "Thee sir, are a dog."
B "Thy Mother is of my generation, what doth that make thee?"

by Gohn Gardenza November 24, 2007

motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane

The last thing that you will hear when you are being attacked by numerous snakes on a motherfucking plane. Also used as a term in which you are completely fed up with a problem that you have been dealing with.

Sam Jackson: I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane!

by Brickwell September 1, 2006

Surprise Motherfucker

When a black dude approaches you unexpectedly

" Surprise Motherfucker" .... "oh shit dude you scared me!"

by Zoku February 12, 2013

Blue Mother Fucker

Fools! It is in fact a delicious drink with

2 parts Vodka, Rum, Gin, Tequila, Blue Curacao over ice
fill with sweet/sour mix, splash of lemon/lime soda and add a cherry.

Long Islands are so two thousand and late, I'll order a Blue Mother Fucker!

by Mass Transit Android February 18, 2013

mother father

Its origin is of no importance only its destiny. It is the clean way of calling someone a motherfucker, cleanly.

You're such a mother father.

by MexicanShortie January 10, 2005

Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020

Surprise Motherfucker

The act of presenting yourself in front of somebody when least expected; usually when caught in the act of performing something malicious.

When I saw Dexter Morgan opening that shipping crate looking for something, I Surprise Motherfucker'd him.

by EpicDoodlez February 18, 2017