A person or intelligent animal who upon receiving their rockfest braclet, are so begot with joy that they try their braclet on only to find that it cannot removed. This person must either wear the braclet or remove his hands, or they will will be not be able to get into the rockfest in a week and half.
Jimbod said " Wee-Haww! Done my hangout ticket! Look at my awesome braclet, lemme just try it on right quick.
Bystander said "Looks pretty sweet dude! But, I think you arent supposed to wear that yet!?
Jimbod said - "Well I'll Be Damned!" Looks like Ima need a sweatband!
Other Guy -"He's Rockfest Moron."
Bystander said "Looks pretty sweet dude! But, I think you arent supposed to wear that yet!?
Jimbod said - "Well I'll Be Damned!" Looks like Ima need a sweatband!
Other Guy -"He's Rockfest Moron."
by KingofWarmLettuce May 04, 2012
How so? Pretty sure I got you to consent to the murder of your own kids. I mean... You're already primed to do it by your religion but... Still... It's funny.
Hym "Nothing strategically moronic about it
If you would have said to me 'Stop watching me and don't fuck that retard and pay me for my labor or I'll murder your kids' I would have been like 'Okie dokie.' And I would have went home and played Baldur's Gate 3. That's the definition of asininity." 🤷 ♂️
If you would have said to me 'Stop watching me and don't fuck that retard and pay me for my labor or I'll murder your kids' I would have been like 'Okie dokie.' And I would have went home and played Baldur's Gate 3. That's the definition of asininity." 🤷 ♂️
by Hym Iam November 25, 2023
When you reply with something smart to a idiot streamer. Famously used by a British world of tanks player that cannot get good dpg's in overpowered tanks.
by PotatoCrusher May 21, 2023
by Biowarrior May 31, 2025
A person that gives you the wrong address to a location and you go way off course. The person has no consideration for the fact that you are going to need map purchases at a local gas station to figure out where the hell you should be.
Hey, did you make it to the location with the address I gave you.
No you fucking Mis-Directional Moron, you gave me the wrong address and GPS took me 50 miles off course. I didn't even have phone service in the location you gave me, so I had to buy a Rand McNally map set just to get my fucking bearings.
No you fucking Mis-Directional Moron, you gave me the wrong address and GPS took me 50 miles off course. I didn't even have phone service in the location you gave me, so I had to buy a Rand McNally map set just to get my fucking bearings.
by TinyDefs February 07, 2023
Background:
When mentally ill dodos never change for more than 7 years, they start to become the worst thing a millennial, Teen or even a Boomer, could ever think of: A 2013 moron.
Definition:
A hippie-like person who still is 7+ years behind the human race. He/She does old trends, has a negative number for his/her IQ, wears tacky clothes, uses old things, Behaves like a moron from 2013, and overall, is everyone's worst pain in the neck.
When mentally ill dodos never change for more than 7 years, they start to become the worst thing a millennial, Teen or even a Boomer, could ever think of: A 2013 moron.
Definition:
A hippie-like person who still is 7+ years behind the human race. He/She does old trends, has a negative number for his/her IQ, wears tacky clothes, uses old things, Behaves like a moron from 2013, and overall, is everyone's worst pain in the neck.
by Just a person who hates idiots May 31, 2021