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Momma's home made tea

When your Hager old mom wears her granny panties a week straight to exercise and do yoga, then on the last day boils them in hot water skid marks and all to make a cup of tea.
Have you ever tried momma's home made tea I had some the other night at Dustin's place it helped me sleep. Momma's home made tea opened up my eyes to the vast richness of flavors.
by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023
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Yo momma

“Hey brad! What did you do last night? You weren’t at the party.”

“Yo momma”
by FegtheHedgehog May 13, 2020
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momma karen

A super mom. A mom that is extremely overprotective, if you mess with her kids you better watch out.
Everyone loves momma Karen, she’s so entertaining!!
by Thicckitkat December 31, 2017
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ratchet momma

Livi druffner grossss
Sorry bro I hate ratchet momma night
by Like icky November 13, 2020
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Momma Bird

When the female partner is giving a blowjob and the dude nuts in her mouth she then proceeds to kiss him and force his nut back down his throat.
My girl gave me a momma bird
by Master Fanboy April 15, 2020
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momma

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Jared: Momma! What are we gonna eat?
Momma: OOOOOOOOOOOO
Jared: Momma, what the frik?
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Yo momma

by Hey kiddo February 9, 2021
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