milf muffstache

The residue left on one's upper lip after orally pleasuring a milf.

Man! I made Hector's mom so wet, after I was done I had a milf muffstache

by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2005

milf-watching

When a single person or a group of friends goes to a large dept. store, like Wal-Mart or the mall, and checks out all the young attractive mothers shopping for their children. Usually happens around the holiday season.

Marek- "Dude, I'm so bored right now, I'm really sick of watching porn."

Craig- "Let's go milf-watching then. Their are alot of Milfs at Wal-Mart, I've heard."

by ShawnM23 December 24, 2008

milf plan

When a girl plans on having children relatively early in life so when they are older she will still be attractive and perceived as the "cool mom."

"Did you hear Lauren wants to have a kid soon?"
"Oh yeah, she's on the milf plan."

by Milflicious July 1, 2009

maximum milf

a super hot mom (usually over 40) with curly hair that you just wanna lose your dick in then play "george in your jungle" with.

"holy shit dylan's mom is such a maximum milf!"

"i know i just want her old arthritic hands to massage my balls all day"

by MrHat01 February 8, 2009

milf uniform

The certain attire that is common among all milfs from 8:00 a.m. until 6:00 p.m. (from carpool to husband home), consisting of the following:

-black boot cut work out pants (from either Gap Body, Nike or Adiddas)*
-some sort of puffer jacket (usually Juicy, Northface, or Patagonia)
-tennis shoes of any sort (but usually very expensive in comparison to the level of actual activity or sport participation)
*may or may not contain a tennis skirt over the pants.

PLEASE note: In warmer months, the pants are replaced with a pair of Nike or addidas running shorts or yoga shorts, and of course puffer jacket is removed and replaced with a t-shirt of workout shirt highlighting the perkiness of newly lifted breasts.

PLEASE ALSO note: Juicy is no longer acceptable among the true Milfs.

Dude 1: "Does Macy's have a Milf Section?"
Dude 2: "This place is crawling with Milfnation all wearing the same milf uniform!!!"

by p browning February 2, 2008

Milf Cheese

Breast milk that has expired on a certain MILF (usually and elderly MILF).

"I sucked your moms tits and all I got was MILF cheese!"
"Dude, shes 67!"

by AssDozer24 June 25, 2009

MILF look

The magic look that a hot MILF can flash at a guy. Instantly causes a testosterone rush followed by straining in yer kecks.

"Eh, Normski! I just got the MILF look off Chaz's mum!"
"Lucky lad!"

by Lord Ass June 30, 2005