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Mikey

Yo Mikey stfu capper
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Mikey

That one asshole who is always going to borrow your pens but never returns them.
Me - Where the fuck did you put my pens?
Mikey - I forgot them at home. I'll bring them tomorrow
by @momsbasement March 1, 2019
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Mikey

Has the biggest dick in the Galaxie
Whoa its mikey

You mean the big dick mikey
by Xjcjcjciciciciddxcjisgay March 30, 2021
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mikey next door

u know Mikey next door

ye that fat nigga

he always down bad
by joseph mommah November 2, 2020
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Mikey

Mikey is a person that will take up 68% of your mental capacity with a thoughts of the next time he is going to stick his cock inside you because his sweet brown eyes literally consume your whole mind. His artistic personality and his demeanor of being alone is okay because he can always find a way to make everyone around him and himself happy. His smile will drive you wild his laugh will be imprinted in your mind forever. His touch on your back or your thigh will drive you wild and you'll forever be addicted to a Mikey. Whether it's his dry sense of humor, his silly obnoxious side or his need to take a ride you'll instantly fall in love with Mikey's free sprit. He's quiet and keeps to him self which makes him mysterious but that keeps you hooked. Hes compassion and drive for the things he loves keep you inspired. If you have a Mikey and you question his love for you don't and hold on tight because he will be the love of your life.
A Mikey will consume your thoughts.
by Mofun4us Mrs man February 3, 2025
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Little Mikey

Jessie's boyfriend who has a small dick and gets very grumpy/horny when she calls him at 4 AM
Little Mikey gets mad when I say I am more dominant than him
by thatbitchinthecorner December 28, 2019
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Mikey

The word derives from popular dhar mahn chareter Mikey, a kid that fakes injury to get out of school. A Mikey is a kid that has problems with Münchausen syndrome.
That kids a Mikey he skipped the exam because he “broke” his arm.
by Wivilswivl December 12, 2021
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