Midnight dick

When a white male lights his pubes on fire and turns his dick black. He does this to impress his hoes.
Zac- "hey pass me that match, I need a midnight dick before Emily comes over."
by NotBraden January 01, 2019
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midnight rush

When you cum in a girl at midnight
by DickSuckers March 26, 2016
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Midnight-dreaming

"Midnight-dreaming" is the act of daydreaming or letting your mind wander late at night, often when you should be sleeping. It can be a creative and imaginative way to unwind and relax before bed,, make up fake scenarios, but can also lead to staying up too late and feeling tired the next day.
I can’t fall asleep with Midnight-dreaming
by CIQ May 03, 2023
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Midnight diaper

The feeling of taking a warm, dark step into dogshit in the middle of the night
I had the worst sleep last night, Fin woke me up by barking in my face at 4:50am, I took a stroll to the bathroom and stepped in a midnight diaper
by Heavy hometown May 04, 2014
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Midnight gravy

I woke her up from a dead sleep with the midnight gravy
by earple1 November 08, 2021
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midnight gummer

When someone with no teeth (usually old ladies, or people from lehighton) give a blow job
boy: hey gramma wanna give me a midnight gummer

Granny Smith: sure
by Matt10796 July 02, 2011
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midnight stealth

touching or sticking it to a girl when she has no idea your even in the room. this works best while chicks are wasted and you get in less trouble
Rember when Wubba Midnight Stealthed that fat chick at that party.
by Bush Daddy May 27, 2005
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