by mudderfker September 05, 2015
A classic children's rhyme, often used on the playground and in the lower east side of the Bronx to torment those with the name Michael.
by Bill Belamy July 20, 2010
walks like a pimp with a limp! has theee huggest anaconda penis ever!
he swears like he is the best rapper ever!! you go to him if you need a ride! even if its right before a game! he willl finish you chinese food for you when you cant! and he has all the tight hookups of nozz!!
everyone loves michael!! especially girls named jasmine and destiny<3
he swears like he is the best rapper ever!! you go to him if you need a ride! even if its right before a game! he willl finish you chinese food for you when you cant! and he has all the tight hookups of nozz!!
everyone loves michael!! especially girls named jasmine and destiny<3
girl#1-my boyfriend sucks butt.face! he won't take me to turnbull..
girl#2-aww you should of found a michael
girl#2-aww you should of found a michael
by Michael's girl!! January 24, 2010
Michael is a person who is usually found making faces at him self, and is not very caring. He likes to make fun of people to make him feel more beautiful.
Sara:"Don't u think he such a joy?"
Deven:"I think hes a Michael"
Sara:"I'm going to Bismarck you!!!>:0"
Deven:"I think hes a Michael"
Sara:"I'm going to Bismarck you!!!>:0"
by Ananymos1234567890 June 07, 2010
A large immovable force that is extremely corpulent and has a massive size or is more than the universe put together. Also a word to describe someone or something that exhibits monkey-like characteristics or one who is related to King Kong.
Me: Look at that Michael at the zoo.
Friend: Yea he's extremely grotesque and hard to look at.
Me: Oh look, there's a Michael at the top of the Empire State Building.
Friend: Ahhhhh! If he falls down onto the ground, the Earth will move out of the orbit.
Friend: Yea he's extremely grotesque and hard to look at.
Me: Oh look, there's a Michael at the top of the Empire State Building.
Friend: Ahhhhh! If he falls down onto the ground, the Earth will move out of the orbit.
by G-Kiddie December 23, 2009
Usually a crusty person, who doesnt shower or brush his teeth. The name is association with "Alex" as the research we have done concludes that they are both dirty and make people want to shower. Micheal's are prone to body wash and wear UGG boots that he gets from the thrift store.
by DMAA Research December 14, 2010