your ass is mine

A threat. Used to indicate the speaker's intent to exact serious retribution from the owner of said ass. The literal threat is that the speaker will take ownership of the ass as their property and will freely penetrate the anus at their discretion, either for sexual pleasure, to inflict pain, or both. However, this literal act is rarely the intended form of punishment the speaker wishes to mete out. Usually, the speaker wishes to convey they will exert the full extent of their authority over the other person to assert dominance over them. Loss of bodily autonomy illustrates submission.

Commonly used as an ultimatum; e.g., "if you crash my car, your ass is mine."

Typically, this is used only amongst males where the threat of anal rape is playful banter with a homoerotic undercurrent. If used against the opposite sex, the threat of sexual violence carries a more severe tone and would be highly inappropriate.

Related phrases:

You selling your ass, boy?
I own your ass.

The game is over, your ass is mine! (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
If you drop the ball again, your ass is mine. (my sixth grade football coach)

by a_null_bandit December 28, 2023

Reptile is MINE!

This is what the crazy ass women who owns that tiktok account "iluvreptilesacidickiss" says to other Reptile simps. You can use this to describe a crazy ass motherfucka

Person 1: That dude was acting like he shouts "Reptile is mine!"
Person 2: fr fr ong

by niggyfucka78 January 8, 2024

skibidi toilet will be mine yeah,

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The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.

The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

A sense of nostalgia, particularly with a meme widely known.

(verb/noun)

"Bro, that place just gave me skibidi toilet will be mine yeah, rizz sizzlers on my mind yeah

by The Real Tweal April 10, 2024

You're Mine song

Hi, I'm Baldi, nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right, but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong"
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willy
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Welcome to my hooker palace)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Please don't leave, I have no friends)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Let's go camping, let me touch ya)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Haha, I tied you up)
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the Bully's fists and the skipping rope
We'll fill your asshole with it
Gonna make it rain Coca-Cola
Gonna send you right back to detention
Pay attention to my dick's ascension
Sixteen bits of dodgy tension
You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, I'm the master
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
I'm gonna make you scared of me
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
You're my ecstasy
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
(the rest of the song is on the site named Genius, or search up You're Mine song to know the rest)

Have you heard of the You're Mine song?
Yeah It's my favourite song!
It goes like: Hi, I'm Baldi, nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right, but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong"
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willy
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Welcome to my hooker palace)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Please don't leave, I have no friends)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Let's go camping, let me touch ya)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Haha, I tied you up)
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started

by AwesomeAlexTheReal5914 April 12, 2024

So It Mine El

thank you milevenorbileven (on tiktok) for this we love u

“Hey Boys Stop I Am Pregnant” “So It Mine El”

by SoItMineEl April 13, 2024

so it mine el

A quote from a Stranger Things tiktok. People on the Tiktok app started making fun of the grammar in said tiktok, which caused the meme to spread. It’s simply a stupid quote that many people thought was funny.

El: “Hey Boys Stop I Am Pregnant”
Mike: “I Did Not Get you Pregnant El”

Billy: “So It Mine El”

by eddzwrldz April 15, 2024

so it mine el

El says, “Hey Boys Stop I Am Pregnant”, Mike says, “I did not get you pregnant El”,Billy says, “So It Mine El”

oh boy el is pregnant and it isn’t mikes so billy says “So It Mine El”

by ClockIt.Com April 16, 2024