When a man gets hot sauce poured down his gaped anus. Simultaneously getting wanked until completion. After completion the mans partner drinks the hot sauce out of his gaped anus.
Annie went home after work and performed a Mexican Funnel on her husband
like a gay best friend but better.
a mexican best friend, or MBF, is your best friend from the other side of the wall.
you must remember to feed your MBF with a daily dose of tajin lime seasoning, or else you risk being celebrated next día de los muertos.
Person 1: Yeah my mexican best friend came to visit the other day. He stole all my flour tortillas and said “las necesito para una emergencia, pinche pendejo.” I think it means he’ll pay me back and that he loves me.
Person 2: god.
When two people sit in two bathroom stalls and neither will shit because they don't want the other person to hear them shitting.
I'm so glad we have one bathroom with two stalls for 100 people at this fucking place. I've needed to take a crap for 20 minutes but Doug and Troy are in there in a Mexican shit standoff.
It refers to a no-win/no-lose situation. It does not require three participants; two is enough.
There's a 19th Century story in Mexico that illustrates the Mexican Standoff very well. Two horse carriages going in the opposite direction entered a narrow street and met halfway through. Neither could move forward, and each insisted that the other back his horse carriage up. Each sent servants for foor and water, and both stayed firm for several days, until the authorities made both of them back up.
About an hour and 23 minutes after the designated time.
The best excuse to use after being late, especially for a date.
Josh: Where the hell were you?!
Tony: What do you mean, I made it on time.
Josh: It's like 9! You were supposed to be here an hour and a half ago!
Tony: I meant MexicanTime...