Raging Heterosexual

Raging Heterosexual, n. (technically a Tatpurusa compund)-Someone whose heterosexuality so deeply transcends the typical thoughts and behaviors of his or her peers that this person feels no need to mimic the traditional patterns of heterosexuality as defined in society; such patterns include making out, hitting on, or grinding with one or member of the opposite sex. Normally this person's raging heterosexuality is a problem for every member of the opposite sex nearby since these members can feel the profoundest of Bacchanal desire for this person. Were it not for the immense concentration of the raging heterosexual to control this power, all of these members would begin to perform the absurdest of acts, the least of which have included doing cartwheels in waltz time in front of fraternity houses, or devouring hundreds of bananas over the course of four hours while wearing a Dracula costume. Thankfully, the number of raging heterosexuals in the world appears to be few, although, as of September 9th, 2011, at least one raging heterosexual has identified himself in the greater Boston area.

Jan: Hey Jack, is there a reason you won't dance or make out with any of the 10+ girls who are fawning over your every movement?
Jack: It's probably because I'm a raging heterosexual and I don't feel like dancing with any girls. Plus I'm in a bromance with Jon, Graham, and Carlato, and I would rather grind on one or more of them right now.

by KingFunk'sFriend in liuwetrust September 9, 2011

metrosexual

A male whose behaviour is similar to a female that acts like a guy. The feminist ideal of what a male role model should be.

Phil Donahue

by Greek December 13, 2003

metrosexual

guy who cares more about his dress than the prepiest girl in the world. Guy who is extremely curious about some female passtimes, such as wearing high-healed shoes, "experimenting" with make-up and skincare products, and the like. A Guy who manages to look sharp 99% of the time and in spite of all of this, still manages to be completely strait.

That metrosexual kid is scary, but he's cute...i'm glad he's not gay.

by gigi23 March 31, 2005

metrosexual

strait man who takes care of himself and his face, likes to wear banana republic button up shirts , wears abercrombie and fitch shirts a little tight , like his pants torn and sand blasted , gets his brows waxed and gets $50 haircuts and highlights his hair , uses pomade instead of gel

me I'm metro and the girls love it , I like wearing abercrombie shirts tight ( I get a size small when I shop their ) I like my jeans bootcut , I get my brows waxed , my chin and my upper lip I hate shaving , I like wearing banana republic shirts and pants , I spend about $ 150 on hair and face products a month , I just like myself like this

by josh lo September 20, 2004

metrosexual

A male or female that is hetersexual (straight) and has tendancies of the opposite sex.

Ben Affleck has 50 pairs of shoes, gets a manicure, and spends too much time in the bathroom in the mornings.

by Anonymous August 6, 2003

metrosexual

a guy who fakes being gay

bob:ace is such a fag
jim:no man he fucked my girlfriend last night, he can't be gay
gary:hes a metrosexual, bob

by jonathan February 23, 2004

mterosexual

an adjective describing any straight man who takes pride in his own appearance. coined by the ingenious fab five. this word may also describe a man who spends excessive amounts of time on his hair/face/general appearance see also metrosexual

after being queer-eyed, my father became a prime meterosexual

by mary magdalene December 13, 2004