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meeting Kim 

v. Avoiding real work or important issues by attending a photo-op disguised as a pointless meeting with a feel-good premise.

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I would love to come to the council session where my dismissal is being discussed but I will be meeting Kim this evening. I ‘m told there will be cake.
meeting Kim by gnostic3 July 3, 2019
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Meeting Pants 

When you usually dress causal for work but have specific pants that you only wear when you have an important meeting. For example, weekly department meetings or other.
Sally wore his meeting pants every Wednesday for our department meeting.
Meeting Pants by Jackpot!cs August 20, 2019

Meeting With Mr. Takashita 

A socially acceptable way to let someone know you are going to use the restroom.
I'll have to call you back, about to jump into a meeting with Mr. Takashita.
The melling shall never be spoken of. He was first recorded in the 12th centuary as a hard working slave for the chinese empire. Later he escaped but only after decades of years in captivity. He also went through daily torture after he tried attempting to escape. This definatly changes a man. After he escaped he lived in the sibarian mountains. Legand says he became insane and wanted revenge on the people who brought him discomfort. Many decades later, 21 centuary infact, people to this day have stories of strange sounds and a feeling of someone watching them. 200 chinese people have gone missing in these mountains.
"The melling shall never be spoken of" - Japanese samurai
Melling by Thelegand269 November 19, 2019

Meeting Fucked 

When you have meetings back to back all day
I'm meeting fucked today. When asked if you have any free time
Meeting Fucked by landofpandas991 February 6, 2020
Waking up at 4PM taking breakfast at 4:30 PM, Having lunch at 8PM having dinner at 4AM, then going to sleep at 8 AM, getting mad and mad as the time goes on, becoming a demon due to lack of sleep, usualy afects wow players. Most comonly Average Prot warriors
Dude youre Melving!
Melving by Kanns4 May 3, 2020

meeting mel 

an among us player who camps by the emergency meeting button and doesn't do any tasks or contribute in any major way, usually calling a meeting for anything they think seems "sus". the constant meetings they call make it impossible to finish tasks or really even play the game. this is by far the most annoying player
a: "who's been calling all these meetings? i'm in the middle of a task."
b: "oh that's just meeting mel."