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Melissa

Willing to travel the country for dick
by Zoom19 April 30, 2022
mugGet the Melissamug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
mugGet the I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).mug.

Melissa

A woman who’s neither pretty nor ugly — someone a man would date or have sex with if he has no other options.
She’s a Melissa, but she’s better than nothing.

She’s a Melissa, but she can get laid pretty easily if she commits to her beauty routine and pulls all the stops.
by Rosestorm September 17, 2025
mugGet the Melissamug.

Hot Melissa

when a cop fucks you up the ass and after he orgasms, you then shit cum bubbles into his mouth and make him swallow.
I saw her from across the room while I was working security and there I knew, I wanted a Hot Melissa.
by M3ll0y3ll0w July 9, 2024
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Melissa

melissa aka mel is the best person to ever exist and she is better than u she’s literally so perfect and amazing and beautiful and cute (NOT FRUITY!!!) but ya shes literally so perfect and better than u
Stranger: Whos melissa?
Me: someone better than u
by qttttsttays April 22, 2021
mugGet the Melissamug.

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