bloody meatball

When you go balls deep in a girl during her period and your balls get bloody. Then making her suck the blood off.

Damn she was like a vampire after she sucked my bloody meatball.

by White Iverson 2.0 August 2, 2016

meatball

a person with unique physical dimensions (a really fat round person, usually short)

OMG look at that meatball over there!

by splash zone August 20, 2023

Meatball Marinara

A Meatball Marinara is when you eat a girls ass that is full of shit while she is on her period. The mix of poop and blood will resemble a meatball marinara sandwich.

Bill: Hey, how did that date go last night?
Me: Great, she let me do a Meatball Marinara on her!
or
Me: IDK, she made me do a Meatball Marinara on her...

by meatball_man January 31, 2021

Meatball

A cornball, a lame, a loser

Corey is a meatball

by anonymous April 30, 2024

the chance of meatballs

when a male does the splits all the way down and his ballsack rips open

dude my brother did the chance of meatballs yesterdays

by somespicyskittles October 28, 2019

meatball mustache

When you motorboat a mans balls

I love putting my lips under Dan's balls and giving him a good meatball mustache

by Cheeto crotch October 18, 2017

Confused Meatball

Confused Meatball: Dwayne The Rock Johnson

Person 1: Have you ever seen Jumanji?

Person 2: No, what is it?
Person 3: It’s a jungle movie with Dwayne Johnson where he gets paid to play the role of a confused meatball

by DominicBenevento March 17, 2023