Max

Self conceded and Egotistical. Will play multiple girls at once. Will frequently make offensive and rude remarks. Will loathe in corners while overwhelmed with his pathetic amount of self pity. Typically bad at baseball. Most maxes wear mismatched outfits and resemble heat miser. Tall and ugly.

Person: hey see Max over there?
Me: yeah why?
Person: they suck.

Coach: Max you need to get to third base faster.
Coach: oh wait, if you weren't always benched, you could.

by fetty woppp November 4, 2016

Max

a beanie wearing Minecraft YouTuber

Ew did you see Max’s new YouTube video

by redstone2628 November 26, 2018

Max

Max is a name for someone who will most likely live in his moms basement while playing Minecraft and Fortnite all day and never get a girlfriend so prolly turn gay

Yooo don’t be a max no likes a max

by JiggyNiggy March 15, 2020

Max

Your friendly Outdoor Ed TA.

Max made sure no one put the helmet on backwards.

by cadmiumisdangerous October 25, 2018

Max

Max is just the max in everything, he’s so hot, got an elephant dick, eight pack, very talented and is a really good guy. He always brightens everyone’s day no matter what, and is a great friend to hangout with. He has an extremely good personality and just goes about things smoothly and deals with problems smoothly. Although he’s not the smartest and not the tallest everyone loves him and wants to be friends with him.

#max
#goat
#theman

by Bobby Riewoldt March 31, 2019

Max

Max is the type of kid to cry and start yelling when his parents/guardians find the poop socks because he has been filling it up for almost a year know.

Max whats this under your bed!! No not my poop sock.

by Bradey The Savage February 26, 2019

Max

Max is a person that is an absolute cooker. Uses ridiculous sayings too try and finds the smallest thing about a person to bully them about. Max has a special bond with demons

Oi max you cooker stfu before I smash you

by Bryanoffsmokepacket December 9, 2018