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Max

the most common dog name and the best kind of dog
Someloser: Max, ur a good dog.

Max:Woof
by Jazzy-jazz July 3, 2012
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An alternative to using the word fail. The use is a shortened version of the word maximum to be used as the antithesis of the meaning:"the height, or peak or success, the maximum".

The use of max can strangely be seen in post modern literature in an attempt to be creative about language. Sadly, the use of max as an adjective can often be overlooked or missed.

Can be seen as lax written with a heavy accent.
I feel that you should avoid overworking yourself, lest your works results be max comparison to the norm.
by LiteraryAnonmoly June 3, 2009
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Self conceded and Egotistical. Will play multiple girls at once. Will frequently make offensive and rude remarks. Will loathe in corners while overwhelmed with his pathetic amount of self pity. Typically bad at baseball. Most maxes wear mismatched outfits and resemble heat miser. Tall and ugly.
Person: hey see Max over there?
Me: yeah why?
Person: they suck.

Coach: Max you need to get to third base faster.
Coach: oh wait, if you weren't always benched, you could.
by fetty woppp November 4, 2016
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Maxed

The act of sharting and staining your underwear.
by Avcoates10 November 24, 2016
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Ew did you see Max’s new YouTube video
by redstone2628 November 26, 2018
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Max is a person that is an absolute cooker. Uses ridiculous sayings too try and finds the smallest thing about a person to bully them about. Max has a special bond with demons
Oi max you cooker stfu before I smash you
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Max is secretly having fun with your mother
Max has a small dick
by frederick max December 12, 2018
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