maximo

the coolest human being ever no cap

hey, that maximo is cool

by cool man larry October 5, 2020

the angry maxine

when someone gets depressed during an intramural basketabll game and has their father slam them up against a wall.

the other day i couldnt score in my game so i stopped trying and showed off the angry maxine.

by keyhoe August 6, 2009

Meximelt

A Mexican person who was born in the US and is completely assimilated into the US society from birth. Person usually grows up learning both English and Spanish and can speak both fluently. Essentially, it's just a way of saying a person is an American-Mexican. Calling them Tex-Mex may not apply if the person is not actually from Texas.

Girl: Who's that new guy over there?
Guy: That's Juan Carlos, he's in my math class.
Girl: He's hot. Is he Mexican?
Guy: Yeah but he's a Meximelt. He's from Colorado.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010

Maximum Penetration

To penetrate a girl in as many ways possible (Up to 10, Vagina, Anus, mouth, both nostrils, both eyesockets, both ears, and the belly button if you push hard enough)

Maximum Penetration has only been attempted 17 times.
There have been no survivors.

by jasonk123 February 16, 2006

cuntius maximus

a term of endearment used to describe a girl with a fanny so big, that intercourse resembles throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Boyfriend: I love you, my cuntius maximus.

Girlfriend: Yeah, great.

by Raaaas May 12, 2008

Maximum Pwnage

Completely beating some one at an event or debate, having someone whipped.

LaQuiesha had Mendell in maximum pwnage on the court.

Furrohnda had maximum pwnage over her new boo.

by Rosalind April 21, 2006

maximum ramage

Maximum Ramage - Best porn star out, Amazing beautiful VERY intelligent and excellecnt all round.

"Hey dude shes hot reckon she's a relation of MAXIMUM RAMAGE?"

by Jezzabelle December 8, 2007