Max

Max is a legend amongst the ladies but is secretly homosexual. He can please a woman but would rather please a man. He has small to average genitalia. He loves the outdoors and getting smashed on the weekends. Probably good with cars and other things but chooses to spend his time alone masturbating to men. But other than all that a totally cool dude

Is that man homosexual? He’s probably named Max.

by Max is a pepe November 30, 2017

Max

The twat that's only nice when wants something, horrible to all of his friends, spoilt boy who uses his parents money, makes fun of mental illnesses

James:why do people like that Max?.
Tom:I don't know he takes the piss out of people with mental illnesses.

by Sl4y3r October 30, 2019

Max

That one Dumass who pretends to be a savage even though he’s a skinny piece of shit

Yo u see max
Yea that skinny picenof shit

by Jeffry69 June 12, 2020

Max

Max is amazing, he has brown hair and brown eyes that you get lost in. He plays drums and is great a sport. He is extremely competitive with some people. He loves to wear sunglasses in photos and he likes milkshakes! He is the best friend you could ever ask for, and probably a fantastic boyfriend and kisser. Everyone needs a max in their life.

Person one: he was so nice, I didn't catch his name.
Person two: it was proberly Max!

by Scouting sav - music January 25, 2019

Max

Max is a stupid idiot who is a cheater and a player. He is the ultimate fuckboy and is most likely depressed. He is most likely gay because he can’t stick to one girl.

Oh look at that boy he’s such a player, he must be max.

Oh look at that hot girl I wanna date her...2 days later at another girl omg she’s so hot.

by Aaccffllmmnnd May 19, 2018

Max

Max is a fucking retarded as wipe who makes a sexual joke every time he can with his gross face and disgusting limp dick attitude

Max I’m gonna drop kick your loony toons ass

by AnalExploder64 November 10, 2019

Max

Max is the most odd person. He looks like Pinocchio. He tries to be funny but just isn’t. He has no sense of humor. He jokes about kid stuff no matter the age. He is not good looking at all. He always tries to give hugs.

Ugh. Don’t look behind you. Max is there

by uraseed April 19, 2019