Mama Clounch- a person you already know if you "know" her. and also can be used torwards everything is smaller than mama clounch. everything< Mama clounch. she can do everything pretty much. also if you see two people talking about mama clounch and you dont know who she is dont ask.. you already know her you just havent thought about it.
guy: hey man how was mama clounch last night
guy2: o ya mama clounch was good as always
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guy: man can i leave i wanna go home
guy2: you cant leave
guy: why
guy2: cuz mama clounch dont want you to leave
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guy: my food is cold
guy2:mama clounch says eat it
guy:why
guy2:cuz she said so..and cuz its not cold its warm enough
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guy: no big deal just played an intense game of "tetris" with mama clounch last night.
guy2: o ya mama clounch was good as always
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guy: man can i leave i wanna go home
guy2: you cant leave
guy: why
guy2: cuz mama clounch dont want you to leave
-------or
guy: my food is cold
guy2:mama clounch says eat it
guy:why
guy2:cuz she said so..and cuz its not cold its warm enough
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guy: no big deal just played an intense game of "tetris" with mama clounch last night.
by sweet sugar pie March 18, 2011

When you sneak into someone's home late at night and steal his or her mother away. After apprehending said mother, you cut her open and put candy inside her. She is then deployed at a birthday party for the enjoyment of children.
(I recommend using samurai sword over baseball bat due to its superior cutting capabilities)
(I recommend using samurai sword over baseball bat due to its superior cutting capabilities)
Sara: So what can we do for his party?
Tyler: Let's get him a mama pinata.
Sara: Good call. I'll meet you at Crab's.
Tyler: Let's get him a mama pinata.
Sara: Good call. I'll meet you at Crab's.
by WouldU2 August 27, 2010

Super rich mama of 8 hotties. She thinks she is funny while all she knows is to dance to Russian Roulette with a poker face. She also says Tush Tush a lot when she gets confused.
Don't flirt with Mama Suho's boys otherwise she will chase you with Pepero. This is no joke. You betta run fast
by Exotique December 10, 2016

by wasdawadsadesadwadas November 30, 2020

by Bunny blue September 6, 2021

A beautiful silly goose who lives care free and doesn’t lock doors but doesn’t have any common sense and sadly is a Virgio
Alright at volleyball
Big Peen
Alright at volleyball
Big Peen
Did you see that new girl she’s such a mama maui.
Omg you walked in on mama maui using the bathroom too.
Omg you walked in on mama maui using the bathroom too.
by Hshdhehejekksj December 23, 2019

by longertack July 30, 2021
