may 27

national fuck you girlfriend day.

gf:fuck me
u:no
gf:it’s may 27
u:okay and?
gf:it’s national fuck your gf day dumbass
u:stfu before i leave ur ass

by cock master 365 April 15, 2021

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may 25th

A day of the year

Person 1: Define may 25th
Person 2: a day of the year dumb butt

by Thatonegirl1029384756 October 29, 2019

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Mai Kuraki

Extremely attractive Japanese celebrity who grew up in America.

"Did you see Mai Kurakis latest video clip?"

"Yeah, she looked totally hot"

by BobbyBob August 1, 2006

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May 8

May 8, kiss and slap an ass day boy or girl dont matter😉

Mia:hey guess wht...

Sam:what?

Mia: its may 8 national kiss or slap an ass day...

Sam:so...

Mia:u can slap ones ass or kiss them!!

by Madisoncons May 7, 2019

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May 29

National be nice to your girlfriend day

The day where you show your appreciation to her, and give her the upmost respect and affection

Dude!! You should give your girl flowers, it’s May 29
Or
Man, don’t be so mean to Jessica, it’s national be nice to your girlfriend day

by HayJulie May 29, 2020

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A national holiday.

This holiday was created in memorial to the epic importance of the day that Harry Potter defeated the Dark Lord. Also, this day is one to lament over the lives lost in that historical battle at Hogwarts.

We celebrate this Holiday by mimicking the attire of all who fought in the battle. We consume butter beers, in respect to the children's favorite drink. Also, we carry around wands, and control everything with spells.
Please respect this holiday, and do not mock, for if you do, our powers will overcome you.

"Do you remember May 2nd?"
"Of course I do, that day will forever be in my heart!"

by H.Granger December 13, 2009

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