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He isn't a virgin miraculously.
-He can't be trusted to fly or drive anything. Put him behind the wheel and you'll be sorry.
-He has a hard time being healthy. He dies a lot in video games and eats a lot of pizza.
-He will never get tired of pizza. He has been known to eat only pizza for weeks in a row.
-He's fat, and I mean really fat.
He isn't a virgin miraculously.
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She grows attached to things very easily, and has a hard time letting go of things she loves.
Lorene befriends people, and animals, quickly, and is always there for you when you need her most. She’s humble and gracious for everything she’s gotten, including her friends.
She is not afraid of the future and invites change into her life. She supports everyone no matter who they are as long as they are kind and have a good heart like her.
Lorene is no normal girl, she will change your life:
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