shed load

An immense amount - possible derived from the amount you can get in a shed - or the description of the amount of crap that covers the road (almost specifically designed to kill motorcyclists) when a lorry sheds its load.
Originally heard as Royal Marines slang.

"What do you fancy doing tonight?"

"I dunno, but Bomber has got a fucking shed load of vodka in his fridge and Sally has just got a copy of the porn movie she starred in"

"I'll get the coke!"

by Hammy the Fisk May 28, 2008

over load

When you blow your load to many times in one day..

I tried to blow my load for the 7th time today but i over loaded my balls.

by Bretski April 16, 2007

wack load

a whole lot of something, also could refer to a penile discharge

VLC comes with a wack load of codecs.

by Bjørn March 23, 2005

Lava Load

When the mans ejaculate is so hot it causes 3rd degree burns on the skin.

Lady: Wow Joe blew his Lava Load over my chest last night. Now I have blisters on my tits.

by The Hero7 March 24, 2021

Loading simulator

Grand Theft Auto V, since it always feraking loads literally. That's the whole point.

1
A: Hey bro, shall we play some GTA five?
B: Nah bruh, it's a bloody Loading simulator. I want get some sleep tonight.

2
"Dude! Let's see who's gonna win in GTA V today!"

<10 hours later>

*exhausted growling*
"Why we'll still here? Just to suffer... -"
"Wow! I won my dude! It finally loaded! Oh, come on! I've been killed by some snap crackle pop on an opressor!!"

by Sir Wenceslas 🕊 November 24, 2020

Carbo-load

Eating a bunch of carbohydrates(bread,pasta,rice,etc.) to acquire a lot of energy before a big event or day

PE Teacher:Are you ready for the mile? I hope you carbo-loaded for energy!
Student:I've been carboloading for 2 weeks!
PE Teacher:You must have a lot of energy.You should run the LA Marathon!
Eating a bunch of carbohydrates(bread,pasta,rice,etc.) to acquire a lot of energy before a big event or day.

by NSSpeed5 March 6, 2017

Big load

Jenny was giving me such good head last night that her huge tits made me cum a big load all over her.

I cummed a big load on her tits

by Hellotoallthepeopleoutthere November 6, 2022