muka lo kayak kontol

You have a beautiful soul.

I'm dating you because muka lo kayak kontol, Riri.

by bobadrinkforever November 23, 2021

Latte in a kayak.

The unfortunate consequence after paddling too far from shore while enjoying a drink of milk and espresso coffee - especially in or around the tranquil waters of Ft. Myers, Florida.

“Good thing Russell brought a change of clothes, cause he just had a giant latte in a kayak.”

by Wisdom of Russell February 21, 2022

son of a kodaka

grandson

"son of a kodaka"
"i'm a grandson?"

by YENGAMABOTCHO June 16, 2023

Dante x Koakuma

Scarlett died, and Mou(Old Scarlett) came back to continue writing, Dante x Koakuma, the majestic ship between an literal demon and a... cool guy.

Dante x Koakuma... how does one not get tired of doing this?

Koakuma: "I LOVE YOU DANTE KISS MY DEMONIC ASS LIPS NOW"
Dante: "YES I WILL MWAH MWAHWM HWAMWHA"
???: "what the fuck"
??? died and ?? took place.
??: "Oh, Dante x Koakuma."

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025