Hong Kong Cattle Buyer

A girl that will only have anal sex to avoid the possibility of getting pregnant.

This is in reference to China's recent method of importing cattle through Hong Kong (the back door) to avoid regulations that are applicable to importing to mainland China.
I heard Jenny is a real Hong Kong Cattle Buyer so I think my odds of having anal tonight are 100%!

Let's see if we can find a pair of Hong Kong Cattle Buyers at the bar tonight and get our dick's dirty.
by MCIWS January 18, 2011
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Bring it on like Donkey Kong

A phrase based on the old Atari video game, Donkey Kong wherein a gorilla throws barrels.

It's used to make a threat in jest- it adds levity and is obviously not a real threat by the way of its absolutely ridiculous nature.

After all, it's not like you're actually going to throw barrels at someone.
"I'd like to see you win this round of pool!"

"Just wait- I'll bring it on like Donkey Kong!"
by bringing it on since 81 August 15, 2009
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King Kongs Dick

Oh My God Oscar has King Kongs Dick
by Tiberious Rex July 21, 2009
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its on like donkey kong

Used to describe it's on and time to party big time.

Originated by Robert Mori of San Francisco, California 1980's.
Rob would close down his Arcade for the night he would grab a Colt 45 Tall Can slam it and scream its on like Donkey Kong. He would then proceed to go out and get wasted and try to get laid.
by Lisa P May 25, 2006
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King Kong Complex

When a big(big being tall or large) guy is into short girls.
Jeff is 6'4"
Jeff is dating a girl that is 5'4"
Jeff has a king kong complex
by Stauder September 09, 2009
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Monkey like King Kong

Refers to thick hair in pubic area; unshaven sex organs.
She had a monkey like King Kong, dude she needs to shave.

You need to shave the pub'z on your monkey, it looks like King Kong in your pants.
by QC Inspector #30 April 10, 2009
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Hong Kong Noodle Bowl

Similar to the Shanghai Gut Punch, however, it is a group version where you and your friends commit bukkake on the woman by ejaculating on her and she pukes all over everyone's cocks.
Andy: So how did last night go Billy?
Billy: Man, me and the boys gave that bitch the Hong Kong Noodle Bowl.
Andy: That's some sick shit man. I don't think I'm going talk to you again.
by Southbound Soul November 26, 2013
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