Earthquake Kit

A large ziplock bag, like those in "earthquake kits" you make in elementary, in which a stoner stores all; glass, clear eyes, containers/canisters, herbal supplements, ect.. this item is to be hidden in places never accessed by parental units and should only be used when parents leave house and your homedogs want to throw a phat sesh with you.

P.s. all earthquake kits vary in contents, size, and organization. Advanced kits used by the avid stoner may include hostess cupcakes, and extra glass pipe or bong, Rodo's Brand Eyedrops, and other crunchy or dank munchies.

Bryan: Dude whats happenin tonight?

Ande: I think my parents are leaving man.

Bryan: FO REALZ?

Ande: Fuck yea dawg. lets bust out the earthquake kit!

by AN-D, Mary Jane, and Bdiggs April 25, 2011

Kit

The most attractive person that has ever existed. Kit is beautiful inside and out. Talented in music, smart, and loved by all kittens. Also, has an amazing booty. Kit is a real catch!

Did you see the way those cats drooled all over him? He's such a Kit!

by ValaVaVoom January 16, 2022

Kit de unhas

Skill or lack thereof when performing a certain action.

Michael keeps spinning his rear wheel drive car in the rain because he doesn't have kit de unhas.

by Magic Mirror July 8, 2021

Kit

Kit is a massive pussy wagon. He is a friend most known for his massive penis size and his extreme body count. He is most known in the local ends as the guy who toe fucks 10/10s for the thrills

Kit is such a lad

by Brokeboy101010 April 14, 2021

Wide Body Kit

Wide body kits are a mod for sports cars. If you actually were a racer, they would be useful. However, they are primarily used by 48 year olds going though midlife crises that turn on sports mode in their cars. They are overpriced and only useful if you go above the speed limit. People don't think you're cool, they just are fucking tired of hearing golf on the radio.

"I got a Thicc Industries wide body kit for ya car!"
"Fuck off Jibick, you put airplane fuel in my Tesla and hacked my GPS to only display furry ancom porn."

by Sugoma god August 3, 2022

kit

fuck it

Friend: “hey do you and ____ still talk?”

Me: “nah, said kit”

by poisedkraken July 21, 2018

Yew kit

An extremely handsome and sexy person.

Omg your like a Yew kit.

by StalinXHitler March 9, 2021